ABOUT ME

Who the fuck is this guy?

JOHN DEVILMAN is an illustrator, actor, writer, comedian, and international criminal with no scholastic degrees or academic accolades to speak of.

An errant wanderer who has adventured around the world, collecting stories of bad-assery along the way. John has climbed mountains to touch clouds, crossed oceans to touch butts, and cross dressed to touch hearts.

I'd like to think, despite my lack of any formal training, I'm able to give an entertaining and informative slice-of-life account of my experiences during the project that perfectly compliments the cheesecake packed in throughout the book.

LIFE EXPERIENCE

My stories

I've been shot... with a gun

One of those times being in the face! That's why I'm so pretty.

I've met the President of Ireland

I also got shitfaced with members of Ireland's congress.

I've busted out of an international detention center.

That one sounds cooler than it is... Actually... no... it sounds exactly as cool as it is. Fuck yeah!

I stole a car from car thieves.

To be fair, they tried to mug me. I had to fight them off and steal their car to try and run them over as they fled.